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JadeyBlitzen

Petrolheads Vs. Girls

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for me there are few thing that i need to have always, My Car, computer, Internet, Girls and Sex, most of my X complain i love my car more than them, i never aruge with them cus thats true, when i go out of SL i always bring stuff to my car and only few times i had few $$ left to bring them some gifts,

Till i settle with a girl for a serious relationship always car is the prioritary,

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he should have used a v8

twin tail pipes! :D

he can bring along a mate as well

Hope his mate will not be stupid enough to turn on the engine while he is in this pose... :angry-smiley-048:

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....i was getting rather worried as to where that sentence was going :huh:

:o

:lol:

afterall , AL is a very family friendly "G" rates site :)

i think its like the petrolheads dress of choice. i'm sure we all enjoy the degree of "freedom" offered by the boxers :P

however u do have a point there machan. finding a good p1800 is just as exciting as finding good porn :lol:

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Thinking about her situation I think it's not her fault, bcoz one of my best friends is in deep love with vehicles, he once said if he can marry a vehicle and have sex with it, he'll do it. :angry-smiley-048: And also he showed couple of interesting points about how it will be more pleasurable than doing it with a women. :rolleyes:

ask you friend if he's stumbled upon those gear shift girls? i got a feeling he'll worship them :P

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for me there are few thing that i need to have always, My Car, computer, Internet, Girls and Sex, most of my X complain i love my car more than them, i never aruge with them cus thats true, when i go out of SL i always bring stuff to my car and only few times i had few $$ left to bring them some gifts,

Till i settle with a girl for a serious relationship always car is the prioritary,

mate u r safe! you guys should try owning a hatchback. i'm fed up with hearing people say i drive a girlie car. see this is the problem with sl. people havent quite realised the true value of hatchbacks. or hot hatches for that matter. when i come to power that will change :P

anyways i'm preprogrammed to be turned off the moment a girl disses my car. just as well she doesnt do it in bed :lol:

i remember when i was in school i was such a car buff i was almost a complete outcast. actually girls were fine with me, well right until the moment i start talking about cars that is. annoyingly it took me quite a while to realise this. and now i'm so devoid of the subject of cars autolanka is my only place of sanity. but every now and then i get that sudden rush when i realise that some fit girl is really into cars. but even then i tend to overdo it sometimes :D

lucky for us there are other elements in the car world that command us some much needed attention. i mean how does ur girl friends find it when u r constanly oogling pics and vids of vicky butler henderson? or sabine schmitz for that matter?

its also very entertaining to watch them outdo themselves watching top gear or fifth gear just to impress us

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interesting he chose an LR for the...err...ummm....you know'....the job

makes sense! :D

i'm almost afraid to ask, but how on earth does it make sense that its a LR?? :huh:

:o

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and the tailpipe seem to modified somehwhat to suit his needs neda?....look very closely :P

i'd rather not!

i had enough trouble keeping my lunch down after seeing that the first time round!

:mellow:

next time you put up a link like that PLEASE for the love of all thats holy add a NSFW or OWC tag! :P

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Talking about girls.. how many Female AL members we got.. ;)

7 according to the members list

none currently active

3 are females for sure of which 2 have posted at some point or another

then there is one who i'm not entirely sure about as i recall the individual coming onto the forums originally as a guy or with the gender unspecified & now is on the females list.. :unsure:

as far as the others are concerned , your guess is as good as mine

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LOL..just something i stumbled upon a long time ago when searching on google with the safe search option off(no i wasnt searching for porn ,you sikos!)

yeah of course you weren't! :rolleyes:

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i was searching for tailpipe designs for the ifini back then with the safe search off,because i've heard google omits some useful results in safe mode....but sometimes some crazy shit like this pops up too :)

you betcha it does! ;)

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anyways i had the edge on her and she was quite fit too. and last year she was my valentine. but that went so wrong this years valentine was a big improvement.

ok i may have said too much. but just pointing out even our own kind is not the best when it comes to this love business :P

yup i'm thinking that...

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i think its like the petrolheads dress of choice. i'm sure we all enjoy the degree of "freedom" offered by the boxers :P

oookaaay then... that just confirmed it!

you've now officially stepped into the realm of "too much information" ! :lol:

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Till i settle with a girl for a serious relationship always car is the prioritary,

Bro, you better hope she doesn't browse the forums or your gonna be in big trouble me thinks :lol:

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ask you friend if he's stumbled upon those gear shift girls? i got a feeling he'll worship them :P

"birds of a feather".... they say :lol:

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its also very entertaining to watch them outdo themselves watching top gear or fifth gear just to impress us

what even more entertaining is to be able to sit on a side & watch a bloke get 'owned' trying talk cars against a better half whos been on a TG marathon :lol:

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mate u r safe! you guys should try owning a hatchback. i'm fed up with hearing people say i drive a girlie car. see this is the problem with sl. people havent quite realised the true value of hatchbacks. or hot hatches for that matter. when i come to power that will change :P

anyways i'm preprogrammed to be turned off the moment a girl disses my car. just as well she doesnt do it in bed :lol:

i remember when i was in school i was such a car buff i was almost a complete outcast. actually girls were fine with me, well right until the moment i start talking about cars that is. annoyingly it took me quite a while to realise this. and now i'm so devoid of the subject of cars autolanka is my only place of sanity. but every now and then i get that sudden rush when i realise that some fit girl is really into cars. but even then i tend to overdo it sometimes :D

lucky for us there are other elements in the car world that command us some much needed attention. i mean how does ur girl friends find it when u r constanly oogling pics and vids of vicky butler henderson? or sabine schmitz for that matter?

its also very entertaining to watch them outdo themselves watching top gear or fifth gear just to impress us

lol machan i always prefere sedan with gud back seat space, i learn the lesson not to talk abt cars with girls when i was goin to schoo, they dnt like it at all, they like to talk all the BS, but not something valuble,

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Bro, you better hope she doesn't browse the forums or your gonna be in big trouble me thinks :lol:

no probs bro, im single from 2 days before the valentines day,

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lol machan i always prefere sedan with gud back seat space, i learn the lesson not to talk abt cars with girls when i was goin to schoo, they dnt like it at all, they like to talk all the BS, but not something valuble,

lol back seat! lets not even go there ;)

no probs bro, im single from 2 days before the valentines day,

lol i thought i was the only one! please tell me it was ur best valentines day ever :P

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Is this the worst thread in the history of AL? :) However, I can't help contributing because there are some funny buggers out there.........

hey dont say that! this is only my 3rd topic here :P

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lol i thought i was the only one! please tell me it was ur best valentines day ever :P

the funny thing was i started dating her 2 days after valentines day last year and broke up 2 days before valentines this year, its ws my longest relationship ever and onething i ever learn was i shoud have brought a scooby atlest 5 yrs back :lol:

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the funny thing was i started dating her 2 days after valentines day last year and broke up 2 days before valentines this year, its ws my longest relationship ever and onething i ever learn was i shoud have brought a scooby atlest 5 yrs back :lol:

i've had my RS for nearly 5 years and thats my only "long distance relationship" that ever worked. at least it doesnt stop me from driving or riding in other car if u catch my drift ;)

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i've had my RS for nearly 5 years and thats my only "long distance relationship" that ever worked. at least it doesnt stop me from driving or riding in other car if u catch my drift ;)

damn 5 yrs, thats a lot, anyway who cares if u can drive other cars :action-smiley-060:

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mate u r safe! you guys should try owning a hatchback. i'm fed up with hearing people say i drive a girlie car. see this is the problem with sl. people havent quite realised the true value of hatchbacks. or hot hatches for that matter. when i come to power that will change :P

Huh. Preaching to the choir, this one. Search "FSP" on the site. And if that doesn't work, "Front seat passenger".

And, luckily, no one has yet told me I drive a girly car.

Damn, you work thru one day without checking AL and a 3 page thread explodes! :blink:

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lol machan i always prefere sedan with gud back seat space, i learn the lesson not to talk abt cars with girls when i was goin to schoo, they dnt like it at all, they like to talk all the BS, but not something valuble,

Ha ha! Tell that to the former owners of my car!

Besides, hatches and wagons rear seats can be folded down ..... ;)

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