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Post Whoring - Part 2

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Kids Are Quick




TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald , what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O..
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie ..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right ... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

Really nice answer

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Naughty Brat

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seriously, what da F*ck china. what da F*ck? :o

what the... can you believe that? It's heartbreaking to say the least.

Not only the bastards who ran over the poor kid, but also the others who passed by should be tracked down and hanged in public.

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what the... can you believe that? It's heartbreaking to say the least.

Not only the bastards who ran over the poor kid, but also the others who passed by should be tracked down and hanged in public.

ya thats f*cked up men. seriously.

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The Eastern value system in general doesn't hold life in as high regard like the Western value system. Possibly something to do with the re-birth theory, overcrowding, castes, wars, cultures of torture, but its difficult to pin down when your mind is more influenced by the West.

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The Eastern value system in general doesn't hold life in as high regard like the Western value system. Possibly something to do with the re-birth theory, overcrowding, castes, wars, cultures of torture, but its difficult to pin down when your mind is more influenced by the West.

and we live in a country that can give you amazing examples for what you have mentioned

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yes, gentlemen, that's right. NOS is identified as the enzyme that releases nitric oxide, that dilates our blood vessels, and gets us all hot and bothered. and mind you the most potent form of NOS, NOS1, is found in the brain.

some of us have more NOS than others. clearly. this is from Ganong's review of medical physiology. i can promise you i'm probably the only doc in this country at least LHAO'd at this while reading it!

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The Eastern value system in general doesn't hold life in as high regard like the Western value system.

really? I thought historically the Easterns civilizations and cultures had values that are more pronounced on compassion and caring for each other, high regard for life be it for life of self, family and freinds, strangers and even of enemies and animals. Not the same could be said with regards to most Westerns cultures.

The degradation of values in Eastern coutures / countries seen at present could be attributed to a number of socio-economic issues.

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yes, gentlemen, that's right. NOS is identified as the enzyme that releases nitric oxide, that dilates our blood vessels, and gets us all hot and bothered. and mind you the most potent form of NOS, NOS1, is found in the brain.

some of us have more NOS than others. clearly. this is from Ganong's review of medical physiology. i can promise you i'm probably the only doc in this country at least LHAO'd at this while reading it!

I dont understand S**T!! :D

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I dont understand S**T!! :D

LOL. Me too... :D

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LOL. Me too... :D

Guess im not the only one who sucks at science :P

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As long as you got the NOS reference...

Ane manda mage tubelight eka :speechless-smiley-004:

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Nissan really does put a lot of work into its youtube channel.

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Who said Thel Hingannas won't find a way to use the bus? :)

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Is the roof of those buses are strong enough to hold all that weight without any reinforcement? :speechless-smiley-003:

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Now our buggers will go on trips like this... ;)

Imagine that...

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imagine some ashok leylands having a load like that plus the passenger load :D

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Who said Thel Hingannas won't find a way to use the bus? :)

Now that's how the Toyota corolla became fuel efficient. :D

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Are those Mercedes buses?

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Are those Mercedes buses?

Yes, seems to be they are.. The emblem is visible on the second one.

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Now that's how the Toyota corolla became fuel efficient. :D

Did anyone notice that military vehicles with big aerials..?

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guys does any one know when will be the katukurunda races are planed to kick off ?

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