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Gona

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  1. I think modern cars are designed such that they are well within the said acoustic levels.
  2. Gona

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    But Sunday Times reported it as E-03, Typical sri lankan journalists http://www.sundaytimes.lk/130728/business-times/sri-lankas-newest-beauty-e03-the-katunayake-expressway-54045.html
  3. Gona

    Express-Way Updates

    E-03 is the code for CKE
  4. Gona

    Express-Way Updates

    MPs play havoc on expressway MONDAY, 16 SEPTEMBER 2013 23:12 Two parliamentarians, who had tried to show their high-handedness on the Katunayake Expressway, were forced to withdraw following interventions by the security forces personnel. The parliamentarians who entered the expressway violating the restrictions were from the Western and North Western provinces, sources said. One MP had removed road barriers and entered the expressway, but after the police were alerted the moving vehicle was brought to a halt and sent back. The other MP had entered his vehicle to the expressway insulting security officers and not heeding their orders. However his vehicle was also taken out of the expressway after security forces personnel intervened. The Transport Ministry said this kind of irresponsible acts resulted in hampering the progress of work on the expressway which it hoped to complete swiftly. The ministry said nobody was permitted to use the expressway which is due to be declared open next month. Source: http://www.dailymirror.lk/top-story/35518-mps-play-havoc-on-expressway.html Both are my relatives
  5. Show is over guys! Fonterra resumed operations today. Looks like they love Sri Lankans (or their money) a lot.
  6. Gona

    Express-Way Updates

    CKE is lit up all the way up to the end. Chances are higher to damage a lamp post during accident. The authorities will charge the repair cost of the lamp post which will be well over LKR 100,000/= in addition to the other damages to the road.
  7. Gona

    Express-Way Updates

    It is worth to note that accidents in CKE can be costlier than E-01
  8. Me too ..... Said Damith's father to Damith
  9. So ... Its a design fault by VW
  10. Just don't drink the damn powder they ship here. Nothing will go wrong in your health
  11. Yes it is, Disco 2011 has a wind boost button. once you press it wind energy to kinematic conversion system pop up and Wizzz.... there you go at 207kmph
  12. let me modify it ...Holding each others privates (If Available) singing "rambari kiyapan umbe nombare"
  13. 95% of the government servants are inefficient, non-productive, bribe prone, robs taxpayers money in broad daylight, do not work at least 02 hours per day. (Must say that the teachers are exceptional). So they do not deserve the permit. In fact they must be fined for ineficiency.
  14. 60 km/h average on an express way is far below the design speed. Were you able to enjoy the ride?. Smells a girlish behavior....
  15. Cali, Infact Toyota is thinking in your line see below news Genetically Engineered Monkeys Now an Eco-Friendly Option for Hybrid Cars In response to consumer demand for more ecology oriented automotive features, car manufacturers will be introducing a new line of optional trunk monkeys to help save on accessory power usage, thus reducing the car's overall carbon footprint. Taking advantage of recent accomplishments in the genetic reengineering of monkeys, who can now claim, if they could speak of course, that their feet glow in the dark, automotive engineers will be training the monkeys to perform several tasks. "They are quite intelligent", says lead Toyota engineer, Taka Shitake, "Features like windshield wipers and sprayers, rear window defrost, and automatic battery recharging which normally require significant power, can now be performed by the monkey. It is a significant reduction in the car's carbon footprint", says Shitake.
  16. Sad to read that your balls are gone now
  17. AUTO NEWS New Hybrid Car Powered By Pee (Detroit) - A new American environmental vehicle manufacturer, the Pee-In-Me Car Company, has unveiled an environmentally friendly vehicle that can be powered by human urine. Instead of the hated high priced gasoline the car is propelled by pee power. The revolutionary new vehicle is called the, "yellow stream" and gets up to 75 miles per pint of pee. It's easy to fuel; men can just pee directly into the tank while women will have to learn how to pee standing up. According to a review of the vehicle in Green Is Keenmagazine, "This is a great new pee-powered fuel efficient vehicle for the environmentally conscious driver. The secret is drinking lots of liquids." In the absence of urine, the vehicle also runs on polluted air or water, which is readily available everywhere. The environmentally friendly and politically correct Yellow Stream is endorsed by the Sierra Club, the EPA and the ACLU ... and will cost approximately the same as a huge, gas guzzling SUV. Want to piss on the Arab oil producers and the big oil companies? Get your Yellow Stream on the road.
  18. attempt a jump start
  19. Zero emission engine backfire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpLM393Uj0o&feature=related
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