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HAPPY VESAK EVERYONE!!!

turbo and NOS for me!!!!

right HERE!

hye miniace i have allready booked a mini..its a clubmen 1250cc.disk breaks in front and alloy .the price is 4 lks.is it worth 4 laks..but thats bugger is still fixing it.

no no i am not a foreigner... i never studied in Sl till recently ... give me your num i can give u a buzz..

hey machan thanxx for all the info.. if possible could i get to know there address of num because i did start studying in Sl only last year and dont know much places to move around in Sl ..if you can give me there address i could atleast visit with a friend to those.. placess.. thanks a lot of the info

anyone out there please i need HELP

Hey guys I need some help. I am planning to buy an Austin mini 1000cc. I want to fix disc brakes and power steering on to it. Could any one recommend me good places to buy those parts and also a good place to fix them. Please can you send the details to [email protected] or if can send me a text to 0776614858.. Sandeepa Cheers

DAM that car is hot !!!! nice work dude

Bill Gates- After Death Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!" Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect! Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!" To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"

*WELCOME TO AIR INDIA!!!* . "Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Joseph Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery . This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in your favor, we may even be landing on your village! Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary DHARU and Wada paav. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God ! We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window. There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase." ENJOY AIR INDIA!!!!! ps: no jokes war just posting some of the jokes i have LOL cheers

The ultimate MINI Hey guys check out this 1963 Austin Mini Cooper. I got the info while surfing the net. I always wanted to do modify a mini like this Exterior: House of Kolor Brandy Wine paint job, 4-inches chopped off the roof, body of car has been de-seamed, shaved taillights, door handles, gas filler cap, suicide doors, 4-Runner hood scoop, 2005 Mini sunroof, handmade fiberglass front bumper Wheels/Tires: 13-inch super light wheels on Pirelli tires Suspension: Aluminium ride height adjustments, factory cone suspension, chromoly lower adjustable camber arms Brakes: Big brake rotors, 4 piston calipers, stainless steel brake lines Interior: Custom TIG welded 10-point roll cage, handmade fiberglass dash, door panel, interior pieces, Cobra racing seats, Sony head unit, MB Quarts mids and highs, Earthquake amplifier and subwoofer Engine: 1.6L SOHC VTEC motor swap, cold air intake, stainless steel header and exhaust system, port and polished head, MSD ignition coil cap, APEXi V-AFC, aluminium spun fuel cell, 50 shot of NOS, JUN flywheel, Clutch Masters Stage 3 clutch cheers

hey machan thaxx for completing it with the rest of the pic.. i didnt had those.. those pic are dam funny.which remind me never give the cars to our girlfriend to drive..hehehe cheers

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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